Random people in classrooms "How do you even do that?" Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. he said grinning. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. The Avengers were shocked. The other just rolls his eyes. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Tony, stop being judgemental. #spideychelle I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Sorta, Clint says. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. You know what really sucked though? Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man #marvel And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. What the HELL?' Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. And then I ran. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Would he say yes or no? Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: "Really?" Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Ninja strings.. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. You expect me to do all the work?. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Better?. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Peter put his sleeve down again. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. #pp But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. I don't know which one you want.. They don't say good night. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Seriously? (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. It's Stark.. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. An angry voice cried out. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Aye! Thor booms anyway. She's super badass. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Or maybe Clint kisses him. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Wait, Flash? Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. MJ, these are the guys." Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. as well as Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Nah, you heard Steve. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Fun thought. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. I'd like there to be not running, please. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. "Shit babe sorry." Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? And yet, somehow not surprised. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Possibly from Clint. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. She waved at them. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. L'oreal? Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Tony rolls his eyes. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. Anyone we know? #brucebanner Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. My turn. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. 25 Feb/23. #tomhollandspeterparker. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. The Avengers But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. We gotta have that rule. Steve sighs. One thing was clear. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. We're starting. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. And because I'm Iron Man.. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. and "Oh! Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. "I will get the bells. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Scott questions and I smirk. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. 374 guests How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. I'm training her." The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. "Parker?" ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Are you still mad about the thing?. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? There are still strings. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Fancy that., What? Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. FRIDAY said. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Bad luck more than anything. Clint can't help but laugh. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. "DUDE!" "Language!" And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. remain the property of their respective owners. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Requests open again! She lets him. Maybe this game was fun after all. Please consider turning it on! Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Good night, everyone.. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. This one counts.". , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Peter just shrugged again. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. It's fucking beautiful. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. I know, Clint. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole.

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